
(Yes, I know the irony of me calling you the bastard since I'm the one who wrote the title as "my pussy" in the first place. Come on, can't a girl have a little fun?)
Anywho, this cat is my 2nd cat, whose name is Garfield, and his sibling, another cat, can be found in my other journal, located on my website. Hmmm...how many commas did you count?